I was alerted yesterday that I’m a sex offender. Apparently, I’ve been convicted of 23 accounts of public streaking. I was not aware of this. See my record.
Monthly Archive for April, 2003
Added a downloads section for files related to the site. Much thanks to Scire for his listing script (this has been removed).
Got an A in English 2010. We’ll see how the rest of it works out next week.
I am SO ready for school to be over.
Just think, in a week, I’ll be in Cali! :-D
Yes, we got another one. We got video too. I’m still trying to get the video done over to .mpeg format so I can put it up on this site for download. w00t!.
There were may point where we could totally see the baby’s face. It was rootin’. Seriouly, I’m not kidding. You could totally see it’s little lips making a sucking motion. It was so cute.
I’ll get that video up soon.
Robbin Williams came out with this “Peace Plan” recently. I think it’s great.
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of one plan for peace. “Books, not Bombs” won’t work. The head mullahs won’t let anyone read them. If they do, they poke their eyes out.
So here’s the plan:
1. The US will apologize to the world for our “interference” in their affairs, past and present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini and the rest of them ‘good old boys’. We will never “interfere” again.
2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don’t want us there. We would station our troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.
3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We’ll give them a free trip home. After 90 days, the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.
4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don’t like it there, change it yourself, don’t hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don’t need any more cab drivers.
5. No “students” over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don’t attend classes, they get a “D” and it’s back home, baby.
6. The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but may require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don’t like it, we go someplace else.
8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not “interfere.” They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if any, anyway.
9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an island someplace. We don’t need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. Use the buildings as replacement for the twin towers.
10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us “Ugly Americans” any longer.
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and she’s yelling, ‘You want a piece of me, Ahmed?’”
Now, ain’t that a winner of a peace plan?
–Robin Willams
